一封搞笑的email，提醒大家远离coolhand

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说起来也真搞笑！存了500RMB到1pay，结果发现想日的场子不支持1pay，别的又都弄过了。没办法，于是把这500块存进了coolhandpoker里面随便玩了几天。
   打扑克的时候，在0.25/0.5NL的桌子。我AA起手，pre-flop的时候我加4.5，对手35方块跟了，flop出来AJ6，我就全部allin了。不幸的是，结果我被干掉了50刀。于是我就拿剩下的20刀去玩BJ，赢到80刀就提款走人了。提款的时候只有30个point不到吧。差不多20个小时以后，来信说我的账户被block，要我给身份证、账单什么的。我给他回信如下：

Dear support,

I have waited for your email for about 20 hours! I  know you must have thousands of reasons to reject payout my money. OK, let me tell you what you will do:

First step, send this email to the player who have requested withdrawl, ask the player send his I.D. and bill to you.

2nd step, after the player sent the documents that you requested, you will disappear for about 72 hours. Then, you send another email to the player, tell him that his documents is not clear, request him re-send clear copy to you again.

3rd step,  he re-send the documents to you, after another 72 hours or longer, you will say that the identification card is not you wanted, you request the player send passport to you.

4th step, the player tell you he have not any passport because only very few pepole have passport in China. The identification card which is issued by his goverment, and the identification card is the only legal ID in China.

5th step, after 144 hours and the player send emails to you again and again, you feel cheesed. You send one email to him said that if the player real want to recieve the money he must call your security department phone number.

6th step, the player tell you he can not speak English or other language, he can only speak Chinese.

7th step, there no any response from you thence!

8th step, one month ago or enven later, the player send emails to you again and again, he was beat-out and the hair becane white:)

9th step, long after, you send the lastest email to the player, tell him his account was closed forevermore because of some security reason.

10th step, the player maniac, he don't send any email to you for ever.

11th step, the funds in his account was put into your own pocket. The game is over!
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My words:

1. I have only identification card, please be noted that the ID card isuued by our government. That is legal and serious. I have no passport.

2. If you want to talk to me, please call the phone number that I registered in my coolhand account. I will not call you for ever.

3. I will not send my ID card to you. Because you are not believable.

4. Let me tell you why do I withdraw all funds in my coolhand account. Because there are too small players in your poker room, and I do not like the poker software.

5. Finally, if you just want to occupy the little money in my account, just do it. Don not create difficulties for me please. I have no enough time to play that. What I can do? Just post enough threads in the online poker forum to let every player know the facts.

Best regards.

他奶奶的，本人生平最憎恶别人跟我要证件了。这鸟毛coolhand居然想我为了区区80刀而给他证件！如果我这样也被调查，那简直就是没天理。即使给了证件，我估计也不会有好的结果。还要浪费我时间去给他做账单。

PS：1pay讨厌存款后不向商户转账就直接提现回银行，所以我才随便转存近场子玩玩的。

wanbet-bc518

这家集团所有场子都要证件，中外玩家都是如此，不是针对你一个人。这也是为什么这家集团是顶级公司的原因，几乎无投诉。Microgaming了除了英国的几个大的博彩公司如立博，就是这家最好了。财富休闲集团 Fortune Lounge也属于这家的。

zxcvbn_099

不要证件也有。就怕楼主你买不起单。你赢大钱了别人就是不给钱给你，我看你怎么办。不要说报警啊。本身扑克室在国内可没有合法地位的。

拯救与逍遥

正规场子也希望来的是正经玩家 需要证件什么的 也很正常

手续和步骤的复杂化是一种现象

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谢谢518兄弟！

coolhand也来信说不给证件就不给钱。反正无所谓的了，证件是不可能给的。钱是不打算要的了。玩个扑克都要证件，多丢人啊。大不了不跟它玩了。惹不起你我还躲不起你啊

不是说我没有证件（哪个1PAY账号会没有证件呢？账单就更容易了，简直形同虚设），也不是说做了什么丢人的事情。实在是感觉不爽，为什么它不在存款之前要证件呢？

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原帖由 zxcvbn_099 于 2009-12-20 23:38 发表
不要证件也有。就怕楼主你买不起单。你赢大钱了别人就是不给钱给你，我看你怎么办。不要说报警啊。本身扑克室在国内可没有合法地位的。

报警个球啊，那不是自找麻烦嘛。要是赢了大钱，无论如何都要给他证件，他要哪个国家就给他哪个国家。让我在耳朵边拿身份证拍照也没问题，大钱还是很吸引我的咯